No, grandma didn't send the knitted Christmas jumper to the wrong address.
And as far as we know, there are no Star Trek conventions planned for Scotland next month.
What you are seeing (and possibly throwing up over) are the Australian team's uniforms for the Commonwealth Games.
The Australian Commonwealth Games Association described the get-up as "modern, youthful and chic casual and in line with the young and emerging team".
We prefer another fashion term: "Complete crap"
Anyway, you be the judge.
