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Doing it on a cop car? Well, that's just top of the class for stupidity, Greg Bird.
So stupid we felt Birdman warranted a spot in our top 10 dumbest off-field acts by an NRL player.
Let us know if we missed any.
Here's our list in no particular order:
1. Todd Carney urinating in his own mouth
2. Joel Monaghan simulating a sex act with a dog
3. Nate Myles taking a dump in a hotel stairwell
4. Greg Bird urinating on a cop car
5. Mark Gasnier's voicemail to a female: 'Where the f*** are you? Our c**** are fat and f****** ready to spurt sauce, and you're in bed. F*** me fire up, you sad c***.'
6. Eric Grothe Snr setting his car on fire as part of an alleged insurance scam in the 80s.
7. Former team-mates Blake Ferguson and Josh Dugan drinking Breezers until dawn while their coach David Furner was downstairs.
8. George Burgess taking that selfie.
9.Todd Carney setting his mate's dusters on fire.
10. Andrew 'Joey' Johns getting caught with an ecstasy tablet on a train in London.