The 26-year-old forward has been linked with a move away from Loftus Rd during the transfer window after QPR's relegation from the Premier League last season.
West Ham United co-owner David Sullivan suggested that his club would not be stumping the reported £15million fee for Austin because he has 'no ligaments in his right knee'.
Austin angrily denied Sullivan's accusations, pointing to his 18 goals in the Premier League last campaign as a sign of his healthy body.
A British TV reporter had some troubles reporting on the events, confusing Austin's knee with his 'dick'.
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